At one time, I thought "Superstar"
was the biggest pile of shit Hollywood flung up on the screen,
but my hatred for it faded. Forces of Nature, though has
stayed with me. It was so fucking awful. Why? Because it was
every shitty movie cliché ever, all thrown into one unbelievably
unimaginative "comedy." More than any other movie in
1999, this sucker felt like Hollywood shoving their fuck-stick
up our asses. Yes, it was competently made, but no, it had no
heart. No soul. Nobody in it gave a flying fuck. They were all
just following the instructions of some machine. Shame on you,
Hollywood, for thinking you can pass this shit off as entertainment.
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