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At one time, I thought "Superstar" was the biggest pile of shit Hollywood flung up on the screen, but my hatred for it faded. Forces of Nature, though has stayed with me. It was so fucking awful. Why? Because it was every shitty movie cliché ever, all thrown into one unbelievably unimaginative "comedy." More than any other movie in 1999, this sucker felt like Hollywood shoving their fuck-stick up our asses. Yes, it was competently made, but no, it had no heart. No soul. Nobody in it gave a flying fuck. They were all just following the instructions of some machine. Shame on you, Hollywood, for thinking you can pass this shit off as entertainment.

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