Instant Message

Instant Message is this whole other world called IM, or Instant Message, if you are on America Online. If you find someone in a chat room that you'd like to have a more private conversation with, you may have that private conversation through IM. In this Instant Message conversation, my friend Tom Martin, under the pseudonym Patella, is approached by Kspat894.

Kspat894: Male or female?

Patella: Hermaphrodite.

Kspat894: Want to have cybersex?

Patella: First tell me what cybersex is.

Kspat894: Sex over computer.

Patella: Won't that get messy? If my mom comes out and finds that the keyboard is all sticky, she'll punish me.

Kspat894: Nevermind, queer.

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