CONGO was a room dedicated to the blockbuster classic. "Hooray for Hollywood!" I said, curious to see what denizens of the cinema would be lurking here. I was ready for top-grade film criticism. When I entered the room I was alone, so I decided to wait.

Biggerknee: Hello?

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Biggerknee: Hey, I loved Congo, what about all the rest of you?

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Biggerknee: Ummm. Hello?

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Biggerknee: Did you love Congo?

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Biggerknee: I did.

Ferrisbeu: Congo sucked, why would you make a room for it?

Biggerknee: I didn't make the room. Why did you come?

Ferrisbeu: To see who would like that piece of trash.

Biggerknee: What happened was that there were like 8 people in here. But then I started talking about my sores and they all left.

Biggerknee: Because my lower abdomen and legs are covered with open sores from an allergic reaction.

Ferrisbeu: Nice. Well, I thought it was a waste of mylar and emulsion.

Biggerknee: They hurt like hell. I can't wear pants because they get crusty with pus.

Ferrisbeu: I'm leaving now.

Biggerknee: No wait, don't go.

And he did leave.

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