The Gift Electronique Proudly Presents the Freak Show of the Internet:
Neil
Gruber's
Boo!
Now that we are all in the mood of the season, the season of Ghosts and
Goblins, Monsters and Child-eating Beasts, I welcome you to my horrifying
World of the Weird..
If you have a weak stomach, or are violently displeased by objects of incredible
oddity, I urge you, come no farther. Some may not have the courage, some
may toss their cookies, and yet others may die of fright.
However, if you delight in the beauty that life's deformities present, or
if you are not worried about losing sleep, then continue into my disturbing
workshop.
I personally guarantee that what you are about to see in these displays
are genuine, and not altered by likes of man. Children under 18, please
get your parents' permission.
Continue if you dare
I am too frightened, please return me to the
