Neil Gruber's
A Peanutless
Peanut M&M?
What strange tale does this M&M have to tell? The M&M you see
split open in front of you clearly has no peanut inside. Was it removed?
NO! Not by man, anyway. It was packed in the bag shown which is clearly
marked "PEANUT", and yet...WEIRD!
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A Carrot with
2 Tails?
Man only begins to wonder what happens in the mysterious ground below
his feet when something as bizarre as this occurs. Why 2 tails? Is there
a carrot somewhere with no tail at all? What kind of spirits of the mud
could cause this to happen?
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One Baseball Card,
Not One Full Player?
When the goblins and the ghosts get in the machines, the machines can
go haywire. This baseball card, as it came out of the bubble gum pack, has
part of one card and the beginning of the next on its face. It is almost
certain that thousands of people died horrible, bloody deaths trying to
prevent this "accident".
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A Double Atomic Fireball?
Your eyes are not playing tricks on you! This is one wrapper, containing
2 Atomic Fireballs. use your imagination to visualize the intrigue, the
drama that led to this. Strange indeed!
If you made it this far, you are a strong and courageous person. I congratulate
you. However, do not toot your own horn because I held back some of my collection
to keep people from puking all over their keyboards. For example, you did
not see the hideous OREO Cookie with one of its faces turned backward, or
the one-legged animal cracker.
Consider yourself lucky.
Until we meet on the other side (death), this is Neil Gruber saying "Boo!"
Now the courageous can return to the
