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In
our unflagging devotion to information overload, the Big Empire
staff has conducted a rigorous test of the slots in Las Vegas.
Following standard scientific protocol, we conducted a single
test involving a single slot and a single nickel at each hotel
to determine how loose all the slots were over the long-term.
The following table ranks the casinos by our results,so that
you'll be better able to pick a winning casino (please note,
your results may vary, but since we were so very scientific,
we can't imagine how). We have not yet tested all casinos because
our Federal research grant has run out of money (five cents at
a time), but as soon as the Senate approves more money, we'll
finish the list.
HOT
SLOTS!
In our testing,
the following casinos proved almost too good to be true. Based
on our sample, Buffalo Bill's at Stateline pays out a whopping
400%! How can they make money? We're guessing they charge a ton
for the buffet.
| Casino |
Sample Machine |
Payout |
Payback % |
| Buffalo
Bill's |
Midas
Touch |
20 cents |
400% |
| San
Remo |
5000
Plus |
10 cents |
200% |
| Caesar's |
7
Bar |
5 cents |
100% |
| Fitzgerald's |
Nevada
Nickels |
5 cents |
100% |
| Prima
Valley Casino |
Cold
Cash |
5 cents |
100% |
COLD AS ICE...
No wonder they can afford those
fancy lasers and all the shampoo in the bathrooms. These casinos
didn't pay a cent during our testing. Other people around us
seem to be winning, but science doesn't lie
| California |
Double
Nickel Progressive |
0 cents |
0% |
| Circus
Circus |
5¢
Sign and a Clown |
0
cents |
0% |
| El
Cortez |
Jokers Wild |
0
cents |
0% |
| Excalibur |
Jackpot 777 |
0
cents |
0% |
| Four Queens |
Super 7 |
0
cents |
0% |
| Golden
Nugget |
Jokers
Wild |
0
cents |
0% |
| Gold
Strike |
Double
Fortune |
0
cents |
0% |
| Harrah's |
Wonder
Bar |
0
cents |
0% |
| Jackie
Gaughan's Plaza |
Slamdunk |
0
cents |
0% |
| Klondike |
Red,
White, and Blue |
0
cents |
0% |
| Las
Vegas Club |
Wild
Cherry |
0
cents |
0% |
| Mandalay
Bay |
Filthy
Rich |
0
cents |
0% |
| Mirage |
Double
Jokers Wild |
0 cents |
0% |
| Rio |
Giant
Jackpot |
0 cents |
0% |
| Riviera |
100,000
Reasons To Play |
0
cents |
0% |
| Silverton |
|
0 cents |
0% |
| Tropicana |
5,555.55
Progressive |
0
cents |
0% |
| Vacation
Village |
Ten
Grand |
0
cents |
0% |
| Whiskey
Pete's |
Midas
Touch |
0
cents |
0% |
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