Englebert Humperdink, Englebert
Englebert Humperdink, Eng.
I don't care who you sleep with,
One day, even he will die.
When the angels descended
To this, our unsacred ground,
Many discovered that they
Carried no picture I.D.
It takes so little time
To give love to a child.
About as long as reheating
A burrito.
Only, don't use the microwave
Once the blood stopped flowing
Even my mother could see
I was her precious little boy.
Regardless of the ear.
If you feel the weight of the world
On your shoulders. Get a locker at the
Greyhound station and put it in there.
That's what I always do.
