Boy, are you stupid! What kind of an idiot stabs people with a spoon? You manage to extract a generous dollop of his flesh, which is creamy delicious and grape-flavored. You immediately go into convulsions because Martian flesh turns out to be highly toxic to humans. You've made an important discovery for science. Fortunately, it isn't fatal, and you recover after a few days of bed rest and Incredible Strength Tylenol. That is, you would have recovered, but Michael, realizing you tried to kill him, fires his Martian death ray out of his central eye, reducing you to a pile of charred and decaying organic compounds. Do you slowly evaporate leaving a permanent discoloration on the linoleum floor? Do you miraculously come back to life and save the day?